Tuesday, February 20, 2007

ASL Plz

I nvr tho8 dat it wud end lke diz. Scrabbled? Read ahead….

I hate using shortcuts such as hru, sm1, gr8, etc. in sms, chats. Still there are some selective ones which I use such as ttyl, asl and kit. I use asl as everyone else does for getting a stranger's introduction during online chats (which I seldom do). But last week happened a strange but funny incident.

Read this small conversation…..

Italiano (name changed): Hey!
Ro: who is this?
Italiano: I am from Italy.
Ro: not interested.
Italino: sad
Ro: straight face
Italiano: Can I chat with you.
Ro: Tell me a thing first, how did you get my id?
Italiano: yahoo directory
Ro: I see.
Italiano: Can I chat with you.
Ro: (thinking)
Italiano: ??
Ro: (thinking)
Italiano:crying
Ro: ok.
Italiano: kiss
Ro: worried
ASL plz.
Italiano: asl means???????????????
Ro: Are you new to chat?
Italiano: asl means???????????????
Ro: Age Sex Location
Italiano: blushing
Ro: (confused what did I write wrong. Let me see again what we talked. Why this blushing symbol.) What was there to be Blushing in it?
Italiano: Hmmmm, You are naughty.
Ro: Don’t be fishy with me.
Italiano: blushing
Ro: at wits end Why this blushing symbol? Is anything funny going on here?
Italiano: No you said na “Sex Location”. You are very naughty blushing
Ro: (grrrrrrrrr kit kit kit kit kit)

Ro has signed out!!!


Lesson learnt: “Never use shortcuts with strangers. NEVER!!!”

Thought it was annoying to me at the time but I remember I smiled so many times after signing out thinking about the incident. And even now when I am writing this post I am smiling again. Now the scene is that anytime I read the word “ASL” I am rofl. Rofl means rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor. I wsh I m nt wrtng shrtcts nymre. nailbiting

Before ending this post a strong advice….avoid using shortcuts with those who you don’t know, else my best wishes with you.

CA (Come Again). peace sign

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